Try getting some instead of jumping off a bridge.
Today's Quote
"Education, like neurosis, begins at home. "
March's Previous Quotes of the Day
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."
"Hey, the way I figure it is this: if the kids are still alive by the time my husband comes home, I've done my job. "
"Bad spellers of the world - Untie!"
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
"We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. "